Obama sees no magic bullet to push down gas prices - via Reuters.com - Well, let's see...It's easy to TALK about energy independence, but where will the money come from?  Oh, I know!  Stop spending HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS fighting multiple wars and invest a bit into infrastructure, education, and research into domestic energy sources.
 
Washington teen fakes pregnancy as school project - via Yahoo! News - Not only is this a great prank, it also must have taken a lot of courage for this girl to voluntarily subject herself to the social stigma that goes along with teen pregnancy, all for a social experiment.  I hope she got an "A" on her project.
 
Why You Should Care About the iPhone Location-Tracking Issue - via Wired Gadget Lab - While this issue is being somewhat blown out of proportion, I still feel it's necessary to call attention to it.  If you use a cell phone at all, you need to be aware that data about your location could be collected.  Whether or not you're interesting enough for anybody to give a shit where you go and when you're there is dabatable, but that doesn't change the fact that this data is immensely valuable.  It boils down to this:  Never assume you are invisible or anonymous.
Now, storing a database with your whole location history in an unencrypted file right on the mobile device AND the computer you connect it to is not only bad data management, it's also a horrible practice from a security standpoint as well.  At a minimum I expect Apple will cover their ass and add an option to opt out of the location tracking, or at least add an option to wipe the data every so often.

Interview: Trent Reznor discusses The Social Network soundtrack - via DrownedInSound.com - Interviews with Trent Reznor are always interesting.  If you can get past the (very) many spelling and grammar mistakes in the transcript you won't be disappointed with this one.  Among other things, the interview touches on the creative process of scoring the movie, the philosophy behind free (and pirated) music, and my personal favourite, the concept and implementation of Facebook itself.  It's a bit out of context but here's a quote - "I don't think it's actually executed that well.  The layout's kind of foolish and the processing is terrible...he [Zuckerburg] was in the right place, at the right time, with a functional tool."  Hit the link for the whole transcribed interview.

Outrageous School Punishments - 10 Examples of Punishment Gone Too Far - via DegreeScout.com - I've commented here before about disciplinary actions taken by school officials.  Here's a list of 10 that are notable for how far overboard they went.  To reiterate what I've said before - Schools have no business interfering with what their students do outside of class time and off school property.  School officials have no right to physically repremand or punish a child.  Strip searches?  Nope.  Last but not least, this "Zero Tolerance" bullshit has to stop...see number 3 where a six-year old boy was suspended for making a gun shape with his thumb and index finger.

Race China to the Moon, Stop '1000 Pearl Harbors,' Says Controversial Candidate - via Wired.com - Yup, another interview but a completely different topic.  Here a political candidate argues the extremely alarmist idea that China could use Cuba to stage a second "Cuban Missile Crisis" resulting in the "1000 Pearl Harbors" from the title.  He also states that a new moon race is necessary to maintain technological superiority over China.  The bit about "1000 Pearl Harbors" goes too far, but I'm with him on the moon race part.  Diverting the money that would be necessary for such an undertaking into the branches of science involved would be hugely beneficial to everybody.  Think about it - A Second Space Age.  Why does it have to be a "race", though?  The benefits of sharing the research burden with China seems to be a better plan.  Draw your researchers from the best and brightest of a larger candidate pool and split the costs between the two countries.  Even better, let any country that wants to shoulder some of the cost participate.  Science doesn't care about borders.

Voodoo Software Removes Objects From Video In Real Time - via PopSci.com - Take a look at this video.  I'm still skeptical.  If it's real you can never believe anything you see on TV ever again. 

The changes to the video shown wouldn't be that impressive, except this apparently works in real time.  I need to see this for myself. 

Maybe they can use it on the "footage" from the new moon landings...

Just kidding.

New technologeis confuse reality and fiction: Pope - via MontrealGazette.com - I'll admit at first I jumped to the conclusion that this was going to be the Pope railing against science.  I figured what it would boil down to was "reality is whatever the church tells you".  To my surprise this was not the case at all.  In his statement, he cautions that technology can lead to "the risk of indifference towards real life."  It's hard to disagree with that statement.  While we're still many years from virtual reality technology that's passable as actual reality, the concept is sound.  I see it as a form of escapism.  Even today there are people who spend more time playing videogames than doing any of their other daily activities.  Other people get lost for hours on end living vicariously through celebrities and their friends in social media circles.  However, I don't think any of these people are "confused" on the line between real and virtual.  These technologies offer an escape from the monochromatic boredom of everyday life.  Where things will get interesting is when technology is actually able to simulate reality in a convincing way.  Then you'll see people giving up on the real world to retreat into whatever virtual world they like.  What is the Matrix, indeed.

Robots Guarding US Nuclear Stockpile - via SingularityHub.com - Our robot overlords are almost upon us.  This is some pretty cool tech.  Between this and the cool shit Google has been driving around lately, pretty soon I shouldn't have to deal with all you assholes cutting me off.
 
Ars Technica: Banned in Iran! - via (shocker!) ArsTechnica.com - It looks like Iran's government maybe didn't like the reports Ars Technica was publishing on the Stuxnet infection wreaking havoc on Iranian computer networks.  It's scary how a government with the proper infrastructure in place can effectively cut off whatever website or content they want without any notice.

Superhero or supervillain: Which lurks inside you? - via MNN.com - Results from a study asking people if they would do good or evil if they were to one day find themselves with superpowers.  I like to think I would be a benevolent dictator.

Google is a frickin' amazing company.  It seems they're working on a little bit of everything.  Today the project of note is work on self-driving cars capable of functioning in traffic.  Currently they still need a human inside for safety reasons, but this is just plain cool.
 
What we're driving at - via the Official Google Blog
 
Google Cars Drive Themselves, in Traffic - via NYTimes.com
 
The one legitimate caveat that I see with this technology is the same as with so many others.  What happens when people develop a dependence on this tech and it fails?  The closest current example I can think of is something that I am guilty of, myself - reliance on in-car GPS navigation.  How screwed would you be if you were in an unfamiliar location, your GPS unit stopped working and you didn't know how to read a map?  That assumes, of course, that you even have a map.
When people get used to technology they take it for granted.  Don't believe me?  Try to leave your cell phone off and not use the internet for a week.  Unplug your land line (if you even still have one) and forget about the TV and the radio, too.  One of two things will happen.  Either you'll realize you don't need these things or you'll go batty from the isolation and inconvenience inside of a day or two.
 
For those unaware - In the Terminator movie franchise, Cyberdyne is the company that created the artificial intelligence that eventually triggered a nuclear war.  Everybody knows that if it's not zombies, it will be sentient robots that take over the world.  Make sure your kill switch is hardwired, Google.

If you do this in an email, I hate you. - via TheOatmeal.com - Read this.  If any of them apply to you, die.  Except you, Mom.  Keep sending me those funny cat pictures and email hoaxes that have been circulating since the 90's.
 
Why Comcast can (but probably won't) read your e-mails, IMs - via ArsTechnica.com - This could also be titled "Another reason why lawyers suck." or "If you're THAT worried, use encryption!".  The end of the article sums it up perfectly - "...take comfort in the fact that your activities are (probably) boring enough that they will never bother to [read your email]".  Think about how many billions of emails are sent daily.  Are yours so important that anybody will give a shit what they say?  Doubtful.  If you are that important (or that paranoid) then there are commercial encryption solutions available to safeguard your email.  Just get it before the U.S. government legislates their way in the back door.  What difference does it really make, anyway?  Everybody knows the tech support guy has been reading your email for years.  
Clive Thompson on the Power of Visual Thinking - via Wired.com - Although it boils down to "A picture is worth a thousand words" this is still an interesting article.  The comments underneath it are also becoming a decent debate.
 
Duke Nukem Forever Demoed - via MaximumPC.com - Duke Nukem 3D was released in January of 1996.  The sequel, Duke Nukem Forever, has been rumoured and promised since April of 1997.  It has been vaporware for so long that it's actually been retired from some lists.  I'm still expecting this to all be part of an elaborate scam for the publisher to rake in millions of dollars in pre-orders, then disappear.
 
Google TV may finally get TV right in the online video age - via ArsTechnica.com - If Google pulls this off, expect big changes in how people use their computers AND their TVs.  The evolution of on-demand content is getting very interesting.  I wonder how internet service providers who also provide cable TV will treat this new technology and lost ad revenue.
 
Toshiba to Launch Glasses-Free 3D TVs Later this Year - via HotHardware.com - I can't wait to see this technology in action.  Too bad it's tiny screens and huge price tags.  Must have patience.
 
Anti-Government Sovereign Citizen Movement Makes a Comeback - via AlterNet.org - I'm really not sure what I think of this one.  On one hand, I agree with the idea that the government should stay out of the lives of private citizens.  On the other hand, if you want to be part of a society, you have to live by its rules.  I do admire the way they stick to their principles, though, because I don't care how many guns you have, the government has more.
 
The Office Worker's 101 Guide to a USB Thumb Drive - via MakeUseOf.com - This article has some handy tips.
 
And The Bonus!
Oral and Anal Sex Are Becoming More Popular - via Asylum.com - Several interesting statistics.  I found a certain inequality to be of particular interest.  According to this study, "85 percent of men claim they gave their partner an orgasm during their latest sexual event, whereas only 64 percent of women said they achieved orgasm during their most recent sexual encounter."  Congratulations, ladies.  21 percent of you are very good actors!  Well played.

Martin Aircraft's commercial jetpack looks to take flight - via DigitalTrends.com - Got $100,000 and nothing to do with it?  Soon you'll be able to buy a fucking jetpack!  It's not exactly the Rocketeer, but it would beat the shit out of sitting in rush hour traffic.
 
Carry-on liquids could return for air travel - via CBC.ca - As someone who flies frequently for work, let me just say that airport "security" is a fucking joke.  Fortunately for me I'm a thirty-something white guy so they tend to leave me alone.  Here's a riddle of sorts...
     Guy (unsuccessfully) tries to blow up plane by lighting shoe-bomb on fire.  Solution - No lighters allowed and every passenger has to take off their shoes for x-ray.
     Guy (also unsuccessfully) tries to blow up plane by bringing "liquid bomb" onto plane.  Solution - No liquid/gels/aerosols allowed.
     Guy (note: UNSUCCESSFULLY) tries to blow up plane with an underwear bomb.  Question - How long until the TSA wants to x-ray my boxer-briefs?  Answer - Some airports already are. 

'Star Wars' saga set for 3D release starting 2012 - via HollwoodReporter.com - No surprise here.  There's new technology available so that means it's time to yet again re-release the Star Wars movies.  Not only is George Lucas going to make a shit-ton of money from all the fanboys who buy the super-mega-deluxe remastered Blu-ray edition, but you'll also get to see Jar-Jar in all his 3D splendor when the movies are released in 3D starting in 2012.  The joke is on George Lucas though, because the world ends in 2012.  Sorry George.
 
Internet disconnection 'like being imprisoned' - via Telegraph.co.uk - OK, I wouldn't exactly say it's like federal "pound me in the ass" prison, but it would make finding porn more complicated.
 

Urban Park Elementary is Academically Acceptable... - via DallasObserver.com - Can you use the word "studant" in a sentence, please?
 

A Look at Iconic Tech Prototypes - via Wired.com - Some you're sure to recognize, some you probably won't.

Yesterday I read that Blockbuster is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.  Apparently they're about ONE BILLION DOLLARS in debt.  Even if their stock price hadn't already been steadily declining for more than ten years I can't see how this development could really surprise anyone.  I'm sure some people will blame BitTorrent, other peer-to-peer services, and piracy in general for Blockbuster's fall from glory but I don't buy it.  I'll explain why...